Welcome to Above The LOL, a weekly series where I replace Steven Seagal’s firearms with less than lethal items until I run out of source images.
Well not really
The reason why might shock you.
I woke up with this image in my head so I had to make it. Thank you for listening.
The text on the side says ‘cheeseburger’
This is extra sloppy but I can’t stop. Prior stage:
It’s ruined for the target demographic, but it’s almost pure W140 at this point.
I mean, come on, guys.
A dignified choice for the empty-nester who takes life at a slightly more leisurely pace.
This is the pillarless luxocoupe for the masses.
So naturally I had to continue my life’s work when I discovered that it wasn’t.
...like the E30 M3 needed it. This is a bit over the top, but shortening the insane proportions makes it legitimately nice to look at.
Deadlines? What deadlines? For Jake. Probably the best one I’ve done today.
You’re a genius.