Language is a tricky beast to master. I don’t mean learn vocabulary or verb conjugations: you can memorize those. No, to truly master a language requires something beyond knowing how to pronounce shit. I feel that the best way to determine if someone’s able to properly speak in a different language, is if they use…
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The Year Of The Wrecker.
Looks like it might be a short season.
“Does your mother know you’re here?”
Yes, I take weird photos with celebrities (I looked horrified in my photo with Adam Ferrara). I've yet to nail down the art of "take a photo without being able to see your face".
I wrote this a while ago but never published it. With rumors of Top gear USA returning here is hoping they changed a few things.