Here’s a headline guaranteed to grab The Clicks: “New Chevrolet Crossover to Hit the Market, Will be Called the ‘Malibu’” And while this wouldn’t really be out of character for GM, this story is just some made up internet bullshit.

How do I know that? Because I borrowed Vondon302's Traverse pic and wrote it like 15 minutes ago.

I know, I’m horrible for doing this. It’s not even April Fool’s Day, for crying out loud! I’m sorry; it won’t happen again.