It’s simple- “Today is overcast, mid-50s with scattered showers, but we PROMISE tomorrow will be nicer!”

Tomorrow comes... “Today is overcast, mid-50s with scattered showers, but we PROMISE tomorrow will be nicer!”

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I’d be better with an honest forecast that gave no false hope... “Today, the weather is shit. It’ll be shit tomorrow, and the next day. We might see a sunny day in mid July, but it’ll immediately go back to being shit.”

The locals don’t help, either... “This winter has been really bad, it’s not normally like this!” Just like last winter, and the winter before...

I miss Florida, where I didn’t have to be told to take 2,600 mg of vitamin D from a bottle every day.