Basically, I set the drain plug on the screen thingy that’s on the top of the oil changer thingy after you remove the lid. Then, dropped the filter on it with approximately the force of 1000 suns. This caused the screen to drop into the pan of used oil, along with the drain plug. With no other option, I stuck my hand in to retrieve the drain plug.

Results:

Note that this was on my bike, using Motul 300v. The reasons why the fact that I’m using this particular oil is important to the story is 1) EXTREME RACING PERFORMANCE and 2) It’s green and smells like bananas.

Below is a totally accurate image of what I looked like prior to my little mishap, of reaching my arm into a container of used, green, banana-smelling-like oil:

...And below is the after: