She is 21 years old. She’s probably older than some of you. I don’t know how this fucking cat has outlived every animal I’ve ever had, but there she is. I’m almost certain that she’s deaf and she’s possibly blind.

Most of the time she sleeps, eats, and lives in the kitchen. Sometimes she comes into another room and she’s like “I’m here.” And my dogs are like “Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that?” and I’m like “that’s the cat,”

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That cat is old enough to give zero fucks. That cat is my role model.