Because nothing says “Swag” like a small Chinese hatchback.

Yes, that is it’s actual name. It’s basically an exclusive model of the Chery J2 subcompact (Fiesta/Polo/Rio/Accent/et cetera sized) for South Africa. But that name. Oh dear god that name.

It is quite cheap though, 159,995 Rand, or about 15 grand Canadian, or 11 and a half grand American. Kinda want one.