Please know that if we ever meet, I’m going to tear your fucking eyes out and stuff then right up your arse and then force feed you skittles so you’ll see nothing but rainbow Shitshows for the rest of your miserable fucking days.
That is all.
Actually it’s not all. The fuck is wrong you people. Why the fuck are you playing with your blow off valves in a residential area at 2am on a Monday huh?