...Who just got onto the highway from the on ramp going 30 mph slower than traffic YET decided he could only merge by downshifting violently, trying to pass me on the right, and trying to get in front of me rather than behind me,
1) Please learn how on ramps work, and what they are for.
2) You picked the wrong person.
3) You bit off more than you can chew.
4) You are writing checks that your car can't cash.
5) I hope you enjoyed getting walked.
6) I liked your white Oakleys.