And while I’m at it, fuck UPS too. And fuck Amazon. Sure, they’ll replace it, but they won’t ship it any other way than UPS and they can’t/won’t tell UPS to hold it for a signature. I said to the humanoid robot on the phone, “Well, as long as Amazon is happy to continue replacing the item, you can continue to ship it via UPS.”

Also, I think this is my new favorite GIF.