I was having lunch with a colleague and we were discussing interior water features.

“Look,” I said, “it’s a waterfall that runs from the ceiling to the floor.”

“I want something like that, but without an interior that looks like a Russian whorehouse.”

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“You have a special way of phrasing things.”

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“It’s a gift.”

“I don’t even know what that would look like.”

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“Neither do I. Let’s find out!”

Then I used my work wifi to Google Image Search “Russian whorehouse.”

AND I WAS SPOT ON

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“YESSSSSSSS! It DOES look like a Russian whorehouse.”