Goddammit, Douglas! You went out and purchased my dream sled! And got a bumper-to-bumper warranty, too! And now I have to deal with your sewww faaawnseeeh new Doug-mobile on YOUTUBE [multiple, yet inaudible, expletives]

Fine. Just...fine.

...too bad it’s white.

[...i fucking hate you, doug*]

...

*Obviously I don’t hate you, Doug. You’re good people. I hope someday I can get myself another vehicle and get a bumper-to-bumper warranty, too! And I will thank you for influencing me to do so. In the meantime, I am going to ball myself up in the fetal position in a corner and cry myself to sleep.

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ETA: just watched the video; i feel bad that he couldn’t find one at his price range with the AMG Performance Pack; and i feel bad for his wife because she’s stuck with the Land Rover