I love surfing the Craigslist, it's always exciting to see those interesting barn finds, the great deals, and all those classics that you'll never be able to afford. But let's all be honest, many of the sellers on Craigslist are complete idiots. Here are some of the things they do that piss me off the most:

"Low miles!!!1!" Really? When did 185,000 classify as low? You see this on almost every post and I'm beginning to think that nobody really knows what low means. Maybe they think it's just a word you add before the word miles. Like it's some kind of sentence enhancer.

"Rare!!!1!!" Bullshit. your just....your just spewing bullshit. An original 1965 Shelby Daytona Coupe? That's rare. Don't try to entice me because only 5,523 1981 Malibus came with Landau tops. Nobody gives a shit anyway.

The sideways portrait. How Goddamn hard is it to take a picture? Seriously.

The zero focus on car given. This goes with the sideways portrait. Listen. This isn't that hard. Get that hunk of shit out of the garage, into some nice lighting, and stand far enough away so you can get the WHOLE FUCKING CAR in the picture. Also, I really don't care for your pimple faced prom picture. Nobody does.

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Not cleaning the car. I mean, I really don't even know what to say. I thought this one was obvious.

Poor gramar. U NO WUT IM SAYIN

There are a lot more too, but I figured this is a good list to get started. So tell me Oppo, what pisses you off on Craigslist?