Ordinarily I hate waiting a little.

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But when they harass you with e-mails and text messages to say where it is and that it’s out for delivery and your slot is between 12:13-13:13.

It’s now 13:16UTC. I checked their tracker and the driver is on slot 37 and my slot is 65.

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Yes, 65, sixty-five, vijfenzestig, fünfundsechzig, soixante-cinq, seasca a cúig, ...

28 MORE SLOTS.

What am I waiting for?

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Teeling Single Grain whiskey.

EDIT:

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Turns out after trying to contact them, I’m getting,

‘We’re sorry but we haven’t been able to locate the delivery address from the information provided by the sender.’

I phoned them up to ask what on earth that means, turns out the sender didn’t put a house number on the parcel, just the street name and post/zip code. So I’ll have to wait till tomorrow to get my whiskey.

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AAAAAARRRGHHHHHH!!!!!!

I hate incompetence. I work with incompetent people, I don’t expect to pay people for it to.