Why do douchebros insist on putting 8" straight pipe exhaust on a Cummins? Why do these douchbros always live within a block of me? Why does a straight-piped Cummins sound like the farts of a thousand obese trailer park girls? Just... why? I can appreciate a loud exhaust on something like a 32v 4.6 Cobra... that’s a nice sounding engine and give me an eargasm. This? This makes me rage.

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Now... get off my lawn.