Thanks to Stef for introducing me to this. It’s a 2010 Porsche Cayenne S Transsyberia. Don’t let the “S” fool you, this thing actually has the 405hp V8 out of the GTS, making quite a good deal faster than it looks. They stock Cayenne is also a pretty capable off-road vehicle, which the Transsyberia model improves upon somewhat. Plus it looks like the kind of think that villainous henchman would drive in a SciFi movie.
So...this or a used SVT Raptor? It’s no contest for me, I’d take the Porsche every time.