I decided there weren’t enough gears in my life, so I went out and bought a mechanical watch. Tktktktktktktktktktktktktk...
For those interested, the reference number is SNKL23. I picked it up for like $89 on eBay and put it on a cheap leather strap I found on Amazon.
I really have no complaints about this watch. I’ve been looking at Seiko 5s for a long time now, and this one looks great and has only lost a few seconds in the 48 hours I’ve owned it!