We already had those. They're called Indiana Jones 1-3 and they're awesome. Seriously guys, quit it.

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Cheezus Fucking Subway guys, are you that creatively bankrupt? Have you nowhere else to turn for good movie ideas? Are you that desperate for a built-in audience and potential guaranteed ticket sales? We need a Temple Run movie the same way we need a Roomba movie. Fuck it all. Why not have an iPhone movie. Or a toaster movie. Or a chicken nugget movie. Why not.