We already had those. They're called Indiana Jones 1-3 and they're awesome. Seriously guys, quit it.
Cheezus Fucking Subway guys, are you that creatively bankrupt? Have you nowhere else to turn for good movie ideas? Are you that desperate for a built-in audience and potential guaranteed ticket sales? We need a Temple Run movie the same way we need a Roomba movie. Fuck it all. Why not have an iPhone movie. Or a toaster movie. Or a chicken nugget movie. Why not.