I took the afternoon off to work on my house. I was installing vinyl siding, my wife tell me she’s going to go get the kids. I hear a bang, and then I see my wife walking towards me and says I just hit your the pathfinder.

I get down from the scaffolding and take a look at the damage. It’s gonna need a new bumper, new foglight, new headlight, new chrome trim and the fender will have to be straightened.

Fuck sakes!


I think she backed up a lot faster than she says she did. She also said, well you never park there!

Well I’ve been parking in that exact spot for the last two weeks. Worse thing is we have a really big driveway.


Her rear bumper and rear light are really scratched to the black plastic under the white paint on her Elantra.