My boss is on a rampage today (god save us all). With 14 appointments today he expects at least 7 sales. Of course I have the first appointment at 10 am and I will need the all the luck I can get to sell this hunk of shit.

By hunk of shit, I mean a 2008 Cayenne Turbo. Apparently it was suppose to be whole saled but someone up top said “nah we can sell it to someone.” It needs a new windshield (its on order), the key fob is destroyed (on order), panoramic roof is broken, and it’s just not cosmetically in good shape.

Fuck....