I guess my gauge isn’t perfectly linear past 1/8 of a tank. It quickly dropped low enough to see the the E tick ABOVE the needle, approaching Kramer-style wrecklessness. Nearest station ten miles from there. According to this pump, I had at most 9 miles left of gas in my tank by the time I got there.

As a married man, who has also worked at the same company for many years, this is PEAK dangerous living for me, people!!!