I’m selling the Canyonero! Living in Toronto with 10 mpg in unacceptable, and I really don’t have a use for it anymore. If you’re interested in owning a piece of (dumb) history, hit up my eBay ad.

This truck served me valiantly on our crazy trip out East from the wild wild West, but it’s time to buy something a little more sensible, better on gas, and comfier.