Your car’s been totaled and it was 100% your fault and you killed half the population of a small town in the process, but it happened in international waters (don’t ask) so they couldn’t prosecute you. Upon returning to <insert country of current residence> You’re local judge decides to punish you by only allowing you to own one more car, for the rest of your life.
To be clear you must keep this car from now till forever, no replacing it. Furthermore you’re not allowed to take it to a mechanic, so you’ll have to do all the work yourself.
The final condition. You must find this vehicle on Craigslist for under $5,000 (or whatever that is on the metric system). You’re allowed to modify the car with $1,000 but no engine swaps.