Ever wanted to look like the faceless enforcers of a totalitarian government from some dystopian future Sci-Fi thriller? Got half a million bucks lying around? Well have I ever found the delivery van for you!

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Not gonna lie, part of me thinks this is kinda cool. I personally prefer the stealthy armored luxury SUV approach to private protective cars, but hey, whatever floats your heavily armed and armored destroyer boat is fine with me.