The Biblical representation of Heaven and Hell is so strewn about by different writers, we have next to no real idea of what we are supposed to envy and fear. Car Heaven, on the other hand, is far more abstract, and no definition is better than our own.

Many will tell you that inanimate objects have no capability of having a soul, but we all know better. I'm certain that you can recall a car story that involves love, hate, frustration, anger, humility, and faith. Your car has a soul, and no priest can tell you different!


So I will pose the unanswerable question: Where does you car's soul go, after she reaches the junkyard or other form of symbolic burial?

What is this 'Junkyard in the Sky' that we so often hear about; What is Car Heaven like?

[Hat-tip to Tiny Toy Viper]