1. All cars come standard with marijuana hidden in the interior.

2. Most people have outstanding warrants.

3. If you’re driving at night, you have been drinking alcohol.

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4. “A little bit of weed” usually means “at least half a pound”.

5. Guns magically appear in vehicles, and the drivers of said vehicles don’t know how they got there.

6. Backpacks always have illegal items in them.

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7. Field sobriety tests are the hardest tests in the world, even when I try to do them sober.

8. People “riding dirty” love to speed.

9. The craziest stories given to police are always true. “Officer, I’m sitting here in this hour-rate motel parking lot waiting to knock on the door of a woman that I met earlier. I don’t know her last name, and she’s not a hooker” is a true story. “I’m driving to my mom’s house” is a damn lie.

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10. If you’re honest about the little bit of pot in your car, the cops will probably let you off with a warning.

Live PD is awesome.