Food isn’t supposed to hurt.

More and more I see people obsessed with suffering as much as possible during their meals. Why? Food is supposed to be tasty and pleasant, it should fill you up with contentment and/or energy. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not scared of trying new things. I tried fried zucchini yesterday. But there are activities associated with adrenaline highs, and eating is not one of them. Skydiving, motorcycle racing, 19 missed texts from mom. Food. See, doesn’t fit. I don’t understand. I guess I’m just not cool enough to self harm during a meal.

You poor people probably like Mexican food too.

Jesus didn’t want this.