...ordered pizza in the parking lot.

I'd rather spend the next 30 minutes online than in the car, advancing two feet, every five minutes. Traffic should cool down a little in 30 minutes.

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"I wanna play", I text my gf.

"Where are you?", she answered.

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"I wanna wanna play with chocolate and you naked body.", I said.

"Why not frosting, she asked."

"Because you're so hot that frosting would melt in seconds", I answered.

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