...ordered pizza in the parking lot.

Traffic sucks, I'm texting and browsing Oppo,

I'd rather spend the next 30 minutes online than in the car, advancing two feet, every five minutes. Traffic should cool down a little in 30 minutes.


"I wanna play", I text my gf.

"Where are you?", she answered.

"I wanna wanna play with chocolate and you naked body.", I said.


"Why not frosting, she asked."

"Because you're so hot that frosting would melt in seconds", I answered.

You are free to use the line, yourself. I am not responsible, in any way, shape of form for your failure. Success may greatly differ from person to person.