this is the rational answer.

You have 6wd for the bad road conditions.
Plenty of wheel base for good stability.
Good wide tires for corner traction.
You sit in the middle like a McLaren F1.
A cockpit that is un-cluttered for the maximum driving experience..
It has a 65 ton winch so you won’t be able to not help any stranded car.
The flat bed it 35' long, so no load be too small.