Walked outside to find that our sewage drainage pipe had ruptured. Spent the entire afternoon literally digging through shit to excavate it, clear the clog, and prep it for a replacement length of pipe.

Finally got the new pipe measured and placed, as well as cleaned and glued all surfaces, and got it installed and everything securely coupled just as the sun was going down.

Had to bury it in the dark and hose off everything, also in the dark, before finally coming inside for the best shower of my life. I don't think I've ever seen soap suds quite that color before...