A cure for Ebola? The end of cancer? The safety and security of all peoples? The dissolution of imaginary borders and the recognition that we are all in the brotherhood of man?

NAW FUCK ALL THAT, we need a Sonic, the TTV6 from the XTS, an AWD system, and a tune that squeezes 100 more HP from the motor. That's right. We need a sonic that will end all sonics. It's time for the silly and ridiculous horsepower war to give us the cartoon character cars we both deserve and need right now!