I was watching horror movies with my dog, because she gets really engrossed by them. Then I let her outside. When I went to get her, she wasn’t at the door. So I called her a few times and she didn’t come.

Then I had a serious debate about whether to go look for her or lock her outside for the night, because I know how that shit goes when you go out looking for a dog.

You know what you were doing asshole, and you came this close to spending the night outside.