I know what I need to do.
Late March last year, I had the chance to walk around the Vancouver neighbourhood of Sunrise and the adjacent Burnaby’s Willingdon Heights from dusk to early evening. Due to camera limitations, I was forced to look for lit subjects... but thanks to the area’s numerous car dealerships, quite a few things caught my eyes…
“I came to work today to find that the 2020 Porsche Taycan schedule has been updated.
This is the viewfinder of my 40yo Konica SLR. See that red piece covering the 1.4 marking? That moves to block out any f-stops the current lens is incapable of. This is all done via physical interface with the lens. No electricity involved at all. Most of the parts that make this happen can be measured in millimeters.
Perhaps the ugliest Porsche I’ve ever seen. Where’s my eye bleach.
Shoot me an email? firstname.lastname@example.org
Hey, Aperson, they spelled your name wrong. And they said “less” instead of “fewer”.
I think my new shower door may be posesed by a 16th century sorcerer. What can go wrong?
The fellow who owns and drives this car is a friend of my dad’s. He has a tendency to build crazy things. According to reports this car goes pretty fast.
I just don’t see as much crazy shit on the roads anymore. It took me that long to get 10+ minutes of footage. But most of it is GOOD footage. So here it is:
As much as I want to hate this name, I do like the idea of the db owners of these sounding like massive dbs when they tell people what kind of car they drive.
With the I5 and auto transmission. Don’t @ me
Now back to my regularly scheduled chaos.
The bloody thing blew a fuse.
I sure some one here is an artist capable of the task at hand or knows some one who is. I have an idea for a T-shirt design that I don’t believe exists. I’d be willing to pay some one for the original art work, or maybe you just want to sell it to Blipshift or something idk.
Keep up the great work, ladies of Jezebel. I’m sure if you keep talking about the genitals of a sitting president, you’ll eventually achieve the journalistic credibility of Buzzfeed or maybe even TMZ. #bigdreams #youtoo