XP-79B Flying Ram. An experimental rocket powered plane from WWII that was capable of climbing over 4000 feet per minute. Reenforced with magnesium plates so it could LITERALLY RAM OTHER PLANES RIGHT THE FUCK OUT OF THE SKY. Also, because a 9,000 pound rocket powered battering ram wasn't crazy enough, they powered it with nitric acid. Yes, that nitric acid. Oh, and they had plans to fit it with guns before the project was scrapped. So let's go over this again. A 9,000 flying rocket battering ram. Powered by poison. With motherfucking guns. Shine on you crazy-ass diamond.

Don't worry. That massive throbbing erection you now have is completley normal.