10 - The funniest Jalop : Rowan Atkinson

9 - The scariest Jalop : Vladimir Putin

8 - The creator of the the constitution, AKA the Manifesto of Awesomeness : Raymond Wert

7 - The white house correspondent Jalop : Joseph Biden

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6 - The tabloid celebrity Jalop : Kimberly West

5 - The funniest American Jalop : Conan O’Brien

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4 - The most dedicated Jalop :Raphael Orlove

3 - The fastest Jalop : Billiam Caswell

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2 - The inventor of the word “Jalopnik” - Michael Spinelli

1 - The Mother of all Jalops, Mr. Murilee Martin

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