A local dealer has a nice 2008 C6 Base for sale. Sure it has an automatic (flappy paddles), but it’s a Vette so no biggie, right?

Nice black with tint...not sure about the vent accent but that’s what Goop Gone is for.

Looks good. Nice rims, too!

Those louvers never look right to me.  Again, removable.

Nothing that can’t be removed if you don’t like it, right?

Busted trim piece being held down with black duct tape.

Oh, that can be replaced cheaply. The leather driver seat looks to be in great shape, especially with less than 20K on the odo.

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WAIT, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT OVER THE GAUGE CLUSTER?

Oh my.

...Vinyl faux wood stick on....

Momentary lapse of judgement. That can be removed, too, and replaced with...

oh shit

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Why!?

This should be faux carbon fiber trim if one must. Just like the outer trim. NOT FAUX WOOD!

think I’m going to puke

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This.

THIS is Nancy Kerrigan-levels of WHY!?

WHY!? WHY!? WHY!?