If your Ford had a Matthew McConaughey, it would be a Lincoln

11/10 would drive

Fun fact: a ‘91 Chevy Lumina sedan was the first car I ever drove at the age of 9 after riding in it almost every day of my life to that point, and I drove it to its final resting place in the junkyard since it was our fourth car at the time and had a leaky rear main seal but was otherwise perfect (except for the clearcoat) with over 310,000 miles on it. I have an immense amount of nostalgia for these godawful rental shitboxes and I swear I’ll own one someday and basically do the above photo to it, and probably involving some manner of 3800 Series II and a Getrag 284.


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