Buzzfeed-style listicles are so 2000 and late, but we still love animated GIFs. Maybe you've seen our Craziest Car Crashes, Best NASCAR Celebrations, or our 10 Car Problems in the Polar Vortex.

We're back at it again, this time to show you all the reasons why they'll never be able to replace ousted Top Gear host, Jeremy Clarkson.

1) He has a sweet tat.

2) Regardless of size, he knows how to use it.

3) Seriously, he gets it done no matter how small.


4) He hates motorcycles and loves chainsaws.

5) He's done the Nürburgring in under 10 minutes.


6) He'd rather hold it in than talk to strangers.

7) You can always reach him on his Razor.


8) He's not afraid to get wet.

9) Sometimes he works from home.


10) He appreciates women.

11) He's good with his hands.


12) He truly, truly loves cars.

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