What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?
Illustration for article titled 14 pounds of candy.

For the record, I wanted to give out candy corn so that kids would never come back. Also, do kids like caramels anymore? I fucking loooooove caramel cubes... I got peanut butter cups and airheads again because those were by far the most popular ones we have out last year, much to my shock when I was giving out sour patch kids and swedish fish. So I switched it up with some Zotz.


We think we had 200 trick-or-treaters last year... My idea is to give out four+ pieces a kid, then shut down when the candy is gone. The kids who show up at a reasonable hour deserve extra credit for punctuality.

But next year... Candy corn and pumpkins [evil laugh]

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