GUISE ! I am trying to talk my self out of buying a 2014 Caddy ATS 2.0T in Performance Trim with 18" wheels. Talk me out of it and into something else !

So many puzzle pieces seem to fit:

NEW

<$50K (well appointed)

sedan (although I could be persuaded into a coupe or convertible)

entertaining (250HP+ & MTX & RWD & Good weight Distribution)

fuel efficient

easy/inexpensive to maintain...

I considered the BMW 3 ZPS+ZMT combo, but it's ... it's... It's a little gutless and there is the whole 'asshat BMW driver' stigma I would have to endure.