Earlier there was some minor drama around a poor judgement joke about women as drivers. I'm not going to link the thread to minimize the spread of drama, but it inspired me.

We all agree that it's about time to lay the 'women suck at driving' joke to rest. It can be a bit offensive and it's just a dumb, overused joke at this point. What are some other automotive jokes that should be retired?

I say the 'Kia's are crap' jokes need to go the way of the beta max. It's not 2003 anymore. Kia is about to unveil a 315 hp RWD shooting brake concept, but half the comments can't think of anything more creative to say than 'it's a Kia, so it'll be crap'

What other lame automotive jokes do we need to take out back and give the ole yeller treatment?