Formula Oppo: The City Wok Grand Prix of Mao's Republic of China

This week, Formula Oppo has traveled to the Orient, via the silk road, for the fourth round of competition, The City Wok Grand Prix of Mao's Republic of China! Hopefully Kinja will show mercy this week, although Nibbles will instead pour mercury in out cuts and through clouds asbestos in our faces. Yes the run-on sentences will continue once again, if you need a refreshment of the rules you can go fuck yourself here.


Last race was damn exciting with Lewis Hamilton once again getting a facial.

They claim that this is the fastest circuit and others claim that 9-11 was an inside job and I just claim time is a cube. Will this week be the same? Or will other teams foil Mercedes plans of world race domination? Will Ferrari be fighting for the top or will they languish in the back? Am I asking too many questions? Seriously, am I? I mean I could not ask so many questions but will you read them? Are you still reading any of this? If you are place an X at the beginning of your picks. The large bowl of pudding fell off the giraffe's lap.

Anyways, enough of the nonsensical rambling and questioning and speculating and horrifc gramer and run on sentances and really bad spelling issues that I should consult my doctor about so I can get some kick-ass pain killers and then bum around the house shouting at the birds. Here are the drivers:

Sebastian Vettel- Red Bull

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Max Chilton- Marussia

Jules Bianchi- Marussia

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Kimi Räikkönen- Ferrari

Fernando Alonso- Ferrari

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Marcus Ericsson- Caterham

Kamui Kobayashi- Caterham

Sergio Perez- Force India

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Kevin Magnussen- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Esteban Gutierrez- Sauber

Adrian Sutil- Sauber

Jean-Eric Vergne- Toro Rosso

Daniil Kvyat- Toro Rosso


My picks are as follows:

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Valtteri Bottas

Q. Hamilton

Curse: No curse of the House of Flying Daggers this week.

Lucky Numbers:


You have until Q1(Saturday 4-19 at 2 am est.) to make your picks.

Good luck with your picks, unress your a bunch of GODAMN MONGRAINS!

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