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# By Jove, I've cracked it! (Perpetual Motion)

A bit of background first:

The Moon's orbit around the Earth gravitationally attracts the ocean just a teeny bit, causing tides to rise and fall in Earth's oceans, as we learned in science class.

This rising and falling can be harvested by tide mills or other, more effecient ways to harvest the tidal energy created by the Moon's orbit.

Since the Moon and the Earth don't "run out" of gravity, and we -hopefully, anyways- won't run out of water, this is already, theoretically, a zero-point energy source feeding off of the (in human terms, anyways) perpetual motion of the moon's orbit around the Earth.

Problems arise, however, when you're nowhere near an ocean- say, in space, because space is cool.

This is what I propose to take advantage of tidal forces. However, since the human race hasn't cracked gravitics yet, we'll have to make do using magnets.

If you've ever tried to get a magnet to levitate on another magnet, you'll know that it's fantastically hard- the magnet keeps flipping 'round and sticking to the magnet you're trying to levitate it on.

One way around this is mechanical constraint- just fix the magnet on a pole so it is physically impossible for it to flip around.

A (presumably) very bored man named Roy Harrigan discovered another way around this - simply spin the magnet you're trying to levitate. Gyroscopic forces overcome the magnet's attraction to the opposite poles, leading to a perfectly stable spin that can go on for hours- at least until air friction acts enough on the magnet to slow it down and it all goes haywire. Remove the air, and you remove the friction. In a vacuum, the spin will go on forever. However, since there is no way to harvest rotational energy without incurring at least some friction, all you've got is an interesting office toy.

Well, there was no way to harvest rotational energy without friction. Turns out that we were all thinking about it from the wrong angle...