What is the sound of one piston slapping?
What is the sound of one piston slapping?

Earlier, my mom said the trip to the lake she and her friends are taking in April will be the Safari's last. And while talking to a neighbor said we're going to start looking for something else for me.

That means I'm getting a new car soon.

GUYS. I'M GETTING A NEW CAR SOON. NO MORE SLOW DEATHTRAP!

I'm elated. Hopefully when spring comes around I can find an older BMW in decent condition for the right price and buy it. Or a truck. Or maybe an SUV. I don't know really. I guess I'm going to have to think about that. I'm all over the place right now.

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Excuse me while I go do a happy dance..

Illustration for article titled *Internal Tears of Joy*

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