One advantage we plebes have in the Kinjaverse is that we can create whatever handle we like. Instead of John Doe and Jane Smith, we have colorful names like TheHondaBro, HammerheadFistpunch, Yamahog, and many others. Many of these names reflect an interest or personality trait of the owner.
What if the Jalopnik (and subblog) authors were to do this? What might their handles be? They’re listed below, so go ahead and come up with your best ideas in the comments.