Get on over to reddit and figure out who/what this burner is driving and what their kinja handle is.

What do we know so far?

Well it isn’t Jagvar, $kaycog, Aya, Miss Mercedes, RamblinRover, HammerheadFistPunch, CalzoneGolem, foxbodymiata, Mr. Ontop or Jordan and the Slowrunner.

The burner is not a regular on Groupthink.

The burner’s vehicle is Japanese, Jalop by their own admission, 4 door, rwd, from the late 1990s, it has an auto, there is a manual available, has a roof rack and kinda sorta a bed (whatever that means), technically could be over 20 years old (again, whatever that means), has a hatchback, comfy seats, and room to lay down.

Vehicle is not a Pathfinder, Ridgeline, Isuzu, nissan pickup, Toyota Previa, Tacoma, RWD 4Runner, QX4, Sequoia, Fox body, Miata, VW Phaeton, Mercedes S600 or Ford GT.

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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to head over to Reddit and ask car related questions in an effort to divine which Opponaught is answering your questions. This Opponaught has been told to answer your questions truthfully. They can only respond to questions you post over in r/oppositelock.

Discussion is welcome below and anyone that wants to volunteer to be behind the burner should PM me on Reddit, where I am also CalzoneGolem.