I remember when I was young
Me and Dr.Zoidberg had so much fun
holding hands and shifting gears
Had an old blue Toyota and a small place of his own own
But the biggest post I ever got
was doing a thing called the shitposting Rock
While the other kids were posting Round the Clock
we were hopping and bopping to the shitposting Rock
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Well shitposting Rocking is something shocking
when your fingertips just can’t keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those oppo nights
when HondaBro wore his panties tight
and the shitposting Rocking was out of sight
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But the years went by and the shitpostnig just diedΒ 
JKM went and left us for some foreign guyΒ Β Β 
Long nights crying by the record machine
dreaming of my 4Runner and my TrucksΒ 
But they’ll never kill the thrills we’ve got
burning up to the shitposting RockΒ 
Learning fast as the weeks went past
we really thought the JKM would last