You all, I did not see this coming!

Yes, yes, I’m back, I’m not dead, and y’all can stop wondering if the GLI bankrupted me; it hasn’t. I’ll be popping in to say sup occasionally, but between two jobs, a stunnimg girlfriend, and impending cancer (AKA college year two in the fall) I won’t be around much.

Fancy Jetta with new wheels and more low for your time.

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As for the title, is it in poor taste? Quite. Do I think i should change it? Nope. Am I a nazi? Besides owning a volkswagen, I 100% am not. Am i a proud conservative? Yessir, and i think oppo needs more slavic first gen immigrant republicans. So here I am. Your boy is back in town!

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