She posts at oppositelock
His car is microscopic
She thinks that its love but to him its dragons fucking cars
He reads JKM’s posts but Dr.Zoidbergs’s his hero
His gas tank’s zero
What comes next?

Same blog different content
It’s stupid, contagious
To be broke and not famous
Can someone please save us from shitpost 101
My car, your turbo
My cars, your new tires
Let’s throw up our keyboards for shitpost 101

She bought him a driftcar, full oppo, his tie rod broke
He traded it for a GT86 at the local Toyota Dealer
She left him for staring at new posts and not caring
When she cried because she thought FP broke up

Same blog, second shitpost
It’s stupid, contagious
To be broke and not famous
Can someone please save us from shitpost 101
My car, your turbo
My car, your new tires
Let’s throw up our keyboards for shitpost 101

Seven years later he works for the FP
She posted a miata and AsceticsInMortion never there
The blog never changes, just the names and faces
Like XJdano and gmctavish they’re living on a prayer

Did you just post that?
I just posted

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It’s stupid, contagious (same blog different content)
To be broke and not famous (same blog different content)
Can someone please save us from shitpost 101
My car, your turbo
My car, your new tire
Let’s shoplift some sweatbands for punk rock 101