I’ve heard people occasionally get nails in their tires. It’s an easy and cheap fix, and they’re back on the road. I wouldn’t know anything about that, as any time I ever have air loss from a tire, it’s catastrophic and expensive. Seriously... Any time I’ve ever bought a car with good tires, one inevitably gets destroyed in short order.

They found a big honking gash on the inner sidewall. One new Pilot Sport A/S, please.